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A September to Remember (cont.)…the Netherlands

The Dutch go to the polls on September 12.

Recent opinion polls suggest the ruling right-of-center VVD (you know…the People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy) will be unable to form a right-of-center majority government. So….down the road of extended negotiations and horse trading we will probably go.

The Netherlands has a population of 16,700,000 (give or take a few pairs of clogs) yet they manage to field 12 political parties.  Clearly they take their politics seriously.

What if the left-wing, euro-skeptic SP (Socialist Party) wins enough votes to be the second-biggest party?  And then teams up with the PVV (Party for Freedom).  We’re not saying that would ever happen because they are political poles apart but they are intellectually aligned when it comes to their views on EU integration.  And it’s a strange world in which we live.

The Dutch as a whole are increasingly vocal in their anti-bailout rhetoric and it’s not without a realistic possibility that the SP will make a very good showing.  If this happens, it would make it more difficult for any new Dutch coalition to secure sufficient parliamentary support for continued / additional financial support for their profligate neighbors to the south.

In any case, expect more uncertainty as we get closer to the date…just as we did with Greece.

Unlike Greece, however, the Netherlands does count.  While their GDP may be only 3 times larger than that of the Greeks, they are an important cog in the wheel of the northern alliance because they are seen as being prudent and practical…even if some of them like to inhale from time to time.

And, along with Germany, Finland and Luxembourg, they still hold the coveted AAA rating, although Moodys have hinted that it might be in jeopardy.  Presumably the Dutch would not be happy losing that rating, especially as they would see it being mostly Greece’s fault.

Losing Dutch support would be a big chink in Angela’s armor…that’s Angela Merkel, of course.  Not Angela Landsbury…the actor…although I’m sure that Angela, the former, would like to swap places with Angela, the latter from time to time.

Vocal Dutch may inspire vocal Germans.

Angela needs docile not vocal.  Especially as “vocal” is not that many vowels and consonants away from “volatile”.  Angela definitely does not need volatile!

So…the coming Dutch elections could be far more important than most pundits predict.

Continuing our sweep through a European September, we’ll saunter on over to Portugal next.

 

A September to Remember…in Italy!

Nothing to see here folks….move along.

Wait!  The Italian general election campaign will begin to heat up in September, even though the parliamentary elections aren’t till 2013.

Remember, that other not-so-super Mario…as in Mario Monti, the Italian Prime Minister…was anointed and appointed…not elected.  Maybe the man he succeeded, Silvio Berlusconi, will run again.  We hope so.  He is such a knave but so, so interesting.  His dalliances and gaffes alone are worth the price of admission.

Although polls point toward a center-left-led coalition, Italian politics is at its most fluid state since the early 1990s and, with so many voters still undecided, it’s near impossible to call the election.  But if Silvio does throw his hat into the ring, expect more than the usual Latin fireworks in the meantime.

All we know is that elections are now important all over Euroland.

Speaking of which…let’s take a look at the Netherlands next, where a general election is scheduled for September 12…the same day as the German Constitutional Court ruling.

Chaos may reign in two neighboring nations that day.

A September to Remember…Greece!

Let’s look at the cradle of democracy, shall we?

The Greeks have been basking in the reflected glory of those halcyon days of early Athens when the Aegean sun shone brightly for them.  The problem is that they have been basking for far too long and now it’s time to pay the piper…or the troika…as the case may be.

As you probably know, the “troika” is comprised of those bothersome bureaucrats from the IMF, the ECB  and the EC…also known respectively as the International Monetary Fund, the European Central Bank and the European Commission.

The troika is due to return to Athens in September to make a ruling on whether to release additional funny money to Greece.

To make matters more complicated still, during September, the Greek parliament will have to pass a number of measures to generate €11.5 billion in savings for 2013-14. With a high degree of austerity fatigue in Greece, we can expect social unrest.  It’s been a quite summer but there is nothing that flares tempers more around the Mediterranean and Aegean seas than a hard dose of austerity.

If the troika decides not to play ball, then Greece would default and exit the EZ. The Greek government aims to renegotiate the second bailout program when the troika returns to town so that they can kick the austerity (and riot) can down the road.

Basically, they will say

”Listen guys (and Angela), things have been tough but we’ll get there. We always do.  We’re Greeks.  We’re the founders of democracy.  You can count on us.  We just need a couple years’ more than we first thought.  But if you can give us an extra 2 years, we’ll get the deficit down to 3% of GDP for sure.  We just need more time”.  

Doesn’t it remind you of that guy being shaken down by the mobsters who are threatening to break a leg or two.

The problem with Greece is that despite their protestations, they have a dubious history when it comes to paying their debts.

They were bailing on their bills as far back as the 4th century BC. In fact, they’ve defaulted at least 5 times in the past 200 years or so.  And it’s not just Greece.  Plenty of governments have defaulted over the centuries. It’s what they do.

But if the troika plays hardball and does not grant the Greek government any concessions, then the governing coalition will probably collapse and it will be “Sayonara Eurozone”.

So it’s probably reasonable to expect some more fireworks from the birthplace of democracy / bastion of bailouts over the coming month.

Next stop…Italy.  O mama mia!

A September to remember? In Germany.

The German constitutional court is due to vote on the legality of the ESM (the successor to the EFSF) and the fiscal compact on September 12.

What in heck does that mean?

Well…the EFSF is the European Financial Stability Facility, of course. It’s one of those spivs…we mean SPVs…Special Purpose Vehicles…that financial engineers like to build for bureaucrats to hide all sorts of complex shenanigans (read…money printing). They figure that if it’s sophisticated enough, people will believe that it makes sense…or at least give up trying to figure it out. You can read more…if you dare…here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Financial_Stability_Facility

So what is the ESM then? ESM stands for European Stability Mechanism.

Don’t you love how they come up with these solid sounding names, designed to invoke confidence and awe. We like to take the opposite definition and believe that anything deemed “stable” by bureaucrats is probably inherently “unstable” and anything that they describe as mechanical will probably break down.

But here’s a more erudite description:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Stability_Mechanism

Basically, from what our simple minds can gather, it’s a big bucket into which nations which are already technically bankrupt all agree to contribute funds that they don’t have, to support a cause that they don’t believe in.

The obvious stand out from the pauper crowd in Euroland is Germany, which must have its constitutional court opine on the constitutionality of contributing before it can ratify the agreement.

Germany’s ratification is critical to keep the ESM from sputtering off into the annals of bureaucratic ignomy.

What will the court rule? We don’t know much of anything about the German constitutional court but we do know that courts are not as impartial as they used to be. Obamacare anyone?

So we suspect that they will deem the ESM to be valid and legal because there is such prevailing political pressure to do so. But if they don’t, the EZ policy makers, who are already emotionally committed to spending the money (by purchasing sovereign debt in the primary markets), will have to do some mighty quick tap dancing.

So expect things to get interesting as the September 12 court decision draws near.

Victor VIX may even wake up for this one.

As an aside, things truly mechanical in Germany are slowing down as well and the German economy is borderline recessionary. If they slip across that dangerous border, the average Germans, being more astute and austere than many of their southern neighbors, will trim their spending immediately, if not sooner.

That means they will buy less olives from Greece and Spain, less wine from Italy and less cheese from France. This will not bode well for those economies that are already teetering on disaster.

Speaking of which….tomorrow…we’ll take a look at what’s coming up in September for that poster child of economic disasters…Greece.

A September to remember…perhaps?

What a lovely August it has been in Europe. The London Olympics are being hailed as a great games…maybe the greatest (didn’t they say that about Sydney too?), the rioters in Greece have gone quiet, the French are at the beach, the Germans are in Majorca, the Spanish are in denial. All is well with the world.

But August is coming to a close and there is a busy schedule ahead for the Eurolanders.

Just for fun, let’s take a look and see what could possibly go astray. Starting alphabetically.we have…

France: The French government is scheduled to unveil its 2013 budget in September. This is an easy one to predict. Soak the rich, succor the poor.

But the rich can flee. The poor and the middle class cannot. So succor the poor and bludgeon the bourgeoisie. The markets will be disappointed if there are not large spending cuts and realistic austerity measures. But austerity is a dirty word, especially in southern Europe and the bare mention of it often results in unfortunate things like riots, burning tires, bruised gendarmes and such.

So like all good leftist politicians who have never had a real job in their technocratic lives, Monsieur Hollande will opt for the softer options while he would do well to remember what the Iron Lady (Maggie Thatcher) had to say about socialism and other people’s money. What…you don’t remember? Let us repeat it here because it’s worth repeating.

“The problem with socialism is that eventually, you run out of other peoples’ money”.

Watch out for France. It reminds us of can of paint perched precariously upon a wobbly ladder…a veritable accident waiting to happen. Maybe it will just take a burly German with one too many steins in hand to bump that ladder. And speaking of Germany…there’s lots going on there too. More on that to come.

Are Victor Vix and Veronica Volume also telling us something?

What a lovely summer it has been for stock holders . Global stock markets (excluding the Chinese, at least) have been enjoying a remarkable rally since June.

Usually these summer flings are brief and flighty…which is what summer flings should be. They usually average about a 5% gain in the S&P 500. But this fling is positively steamy. After the market topped out in March and then slipped 10% in early June, it’s turned around. We are now in our third month and we are up 10% since that early June low. We’re back, in fact, to where we were in March but looking good indeed with the market way above its 50 day moving average.

But what really makes this rally so interesting is that it has completely ignored all the usual things that would send the summer fling spinning into a rancorous demise.

Why, just look around and just count the ways a fling could run asunder:

Accelerating global economic slowdowns
Tepid and declining earnings
Forecast warnings from major corporations
Eurozone dramatics
Looming fiscal cliff
Miniscule trading volume
Massive investor complacency

Let’s look at that last one, shall we?

Victor VIX is telling us something. And that is that investors are remarkably bullish, confident, and optimistic. That can be seen most clearly in the VIX Index, also known as the Fear Index.

Courtesy - Seekingalpha.com

The VIX got as low as 13.30 last Friday, its lowest level of fear (so, by inference, its highest level of bullishness) in the last five years, lower even than at any of the rally or market tops since 2007. Remember 2007 and how good everything seemed. We were all Goldilocks then.

But just in the last several trading sessions, Victor Vix has a new lease on life…roaring back to as high as 15.50, which is still pretty calm…all things considered.

But recall what happened when Victor went on a frightful bender after his last real slumber back in April 07. We prefer not to but it is emblazoned into our psyche like some ugly tattoo we’d wished we’d never let near our navel.

Before he was done breaking hearts and busting portfolios all over the globe, Victor VIX had hit 90.

So here we are again. We have complacent investors and to make matters worse, exceedingly low volume…the lowest in fact, since December 2007.

Where is Veronica Volume when we need her?

So back in the Goldilocks days of 2007, we had a slumbering Victor and a vanishing Veronica.

Guess what…once that low volume rally ended in late 2007, the Dow plummeted 12% over the next couple of months, while the Nasdaq clipped 20% during roughly the same period.

Ouch…there goes our psychic belly button again.

Once again, we have extremely low volatility and tepid volume. And just recently, we learned that Warren, George and John may be taking flight.

Should we be wary? We strongly suspect that we should.

Over the next few days, time permitting, we will take a look at a few things in Euroland that are likely to make for an interesting September. Stay tuned.

Are Warren, George and John telling us something?

An SEC filing on Tuesday detailing Berkshire’s portfolio at the close of the second quarter revealed significant cuts to holdings in Johnson & Johnson, Procter & Gamble and Kraft Foods, all stalwarts of Warren Buffett’s portfolio.

Maybe that’s got something to do with the changing of the management guard at Berkshire as Warren eases out…after all, he’s no spring chicken anymore (was he ever?). But the reductions were big. J&J, P&G and Kraft were three of 14 equity positions worth more than a billion dollars at the end of 2011.

So, maybe it’s just trimming or maybe it’s more. We love companies like JNJ, PG and KFT but not at these prices. They are way too rich for our valuation metrics at Craven Capital. We prefer JNJ and PG under $60 and KFT way under $40 but we see them as bulwark companies that can and will stand the test of turbulent times.

Why is Warren taking profits? What is he going to do with that money? Maybe he’s raising cash to buy another railroad (great inflation hedges that they are) or cash to rescue Goldman Sachs (again).

Or maybe the 2nd richest man in America is thinking about buying that ultimate inflation hedge…the same thing he allegedly called a barbarous relic some years ago. After all, that’s what the 7th richest man in America, Golden George Soros is doing.

In a recent SEC filing for the quarter ending June 30, 2012, it was reported that Soros had sold all of his equity positions in major financial stocks, including Citi, JPM and Goldman Sucks (sic). All up, he dumped around $50 mill.

But what is really interesting is what he bought with that money.

Yep…Golden George is buying gold…in the form of shares of the preeminent gold ETF…GLD.

Hence, the man who broke the Bank of England is trading paper for gold. Personally, if we had that sort of money we’d buy bullion but that’s our opinion. It’s his money.

In the meantime, another very smart fellow, the 17th richest man in America, John Paulson has been loading up on more gold himself, at the expense of a significant amount of paper assets, mainly in tech stocks.

So what does all this mean?

When major players like Buffet and Soros, with their direct ties to the White House, Wall Street, and the banking system generally start dumping stocks (and stashing gold in the case of Soros and Paulson), it may suggest a very serious market move is set to happen.

Despite what they say to the contrary, if there’s anyone with an inside track of where things are headed next it’s Warren and George. And John is no slouch either.

For his part, Soros even wrote about it. In his book The Crash of 2008 and What It Means, he referred to the current economic and political model the “end of an era”. He even intimated that the financial and economic situation across the world is so serious that Europe could soon descend into chaos and conflict and that the world is entering “one of the most dangerous periods in modern history”. Worse still, he foresees violent riots in America and a brutal clamp-down by the government that will dramatically curtail civil liberties. You mean…even more than we’ve seen already.

Maybe that’s why the folks at Homeland Security felt a need to order 400,000 rounds of ammunition. Could we see shoot outs when checking in?

Soros publicly gave the governments a roadmap to follow but maybe he believes that Gentle Ben, Tiny Tim and Super Mario are off course, so he’s getting out of those companies which are most at risk in another 2008-type meltdown, this time with sovereign nations also being squeezed like over-ripe tomatoes in a Safeway store.

So George and John…and maybe Warren…are moving from paper to something a bit more solid. When three of the world’s richest men are doing similar things, it pays to pay attention.

Got gold?

Racing to financial oblivion…at 120k per second!

We know the national debt is approaching 16 Trillion (with a capital “T”) and we know that the Federal government continues to print and spend like drunken sailors on extended shore leave but please take a moment to review this excellent piece of writing which puts all this spending in some context that we might be able to appreciate.

Fact of the matter is that the government is spending our money (remember, the government has NO money of its own) at the rate of $120,000 per (wait for it) second. Yes…you read correctly…per second.

So in the time it took us to prepare and type these two paragraphs…roughly 2 minutes…the government spent $14,400,000. Woops…by the time we typed that number, another million just slipped away. There goes another…and another. This is lunacy.

Check it out, if you dare.

http://thestrangestbrew.com/?p=377

If this link does not work perfectly, go to thestrangestbrew.com and look for $120,000 under featured articles. It will be worth your while.

So let’s think about this for a moment and try to figure out how we can continue to race along at $120,000 per second.

According to the IRS, the number of people with adjusted gross incomes exceeding $1,000,000 in 2009 was around 350,000 out of a total of 140,000,000 tax filers (0.08%).

Let’s say we taxed all those horrible millionaires at say….100%…yes, we’ll show those rich fat cats who’s the boss. Of course, some will make more than $1mill but for the sake of argument, we’ll collect $1mill from each of them…you know…as a one time, public spirited act of charity to eliminate the debt. They all have plenty of money..they’ll barely miss it.

Examining the math, it looks like:

350,000 fat cats x $1,000,000 = $350,000,000,000 (a nice tidy sum)
$350,000,000,000 / 120,000 = 2,916,667 seconds
2,916,667 seconds / 60 = 48,611 minutes
48,611 minutes / 60 = 810 hours
810 hours / 24 = 33.75 days

So, even if we taxed all those dastardly millionaires a million bucks each, we would only raise enough stolen funds to keep the government going for just over one month.

OK…let’s go after the corporations as well…they have lots and lots of money and we know how greedy they are.

We’ll take a look at one of our Craven Capital Fortress Portfolio favorites, Exxon Mobil, for example.

In 2011, ExxonMobil’s total tax bill was an $104.52 billion. Breaking that down in reverse, that works out to $286 million in taxes every day, $11.9 million in taxes every hour and $200,000 every minute. A lot of money to you and us but chicken feed when you need more than half of that every second. Ouch.

The point of this story is that the spending…and therefore the debt…is unsustainable.

Check out this link for one retired accountant’s view of our debt dilemma. Unlike politicians, numbers don’t lie.

Remember, the government has no money of its own. It can only take from others. As Margaret Thatcher once famously stated…

“The problem with socialism is that eventually, you run out of other people’s money!”

We suspect that we may well run out sooner than we think. Invest accordingly.

Stock market…fish market…what’s the difference?

What is the stock market anyway? 

In it’s pure essence, without all the associated mystery, it’s a mechanism for valuing stuff and a place to buy and sell that same stuff. 

Just like a fish market, except less honest, less healthy, less efficient and less fun…but maybe just as odorous much of the time.

The only difference is that the stuff being valued, bought and sold on the stock market are the shares of the companies which choose to publicly list on the various exchanges.  Substitute paper for tuna et voila…  the stock market, in all its smelly and sardonic splendor!

So what is something worth?

Well, whether it’s flounder or Facebook, it’s whatever we think it’s worth and are prepared to pay for it. 

Think about it for a moment.  Sometimes we are in a great and generous mood and a $17 glass of wine sounds like a fine idea. 

Other times we are feeling not so flush, our biorhythms are out of kilter, the morning coffee has worn off and we are quibbling over whether we should buy the $8 bottle of yellowtail, which is now on sale for $5.95. 

The market is the same.  Some days, Mr. Market is overly generous in his assessments, while on other days, he is tight as a drum. 

Either way, we don’t care.  We recognize Mr. Market and his mood swings for what they are.  We like him when he is wildly exuberant.  We adore him when he is morbidly depressed.  It’s his wishy-washy , indecisive side we can do without…so we ignore him on those days.  

So, it’s the times when he is at his manic best, that we like him the most…because he gives us opportunities to do what we like to do…make money.

You see….at Craven Capital, we like businesses.  We like good management.  We like free cash flows.  We like solid and consistent earnings. We like capital efficiency.  We like deep and broad moats.  We like dominant market positions.  We like steady and secure dividends.

In other words, we like companies that we believe will pay us for investing in them. 

The fact that they are listed on the major exchanges and are therefore at the mercy of Mr. Market’s capricious personality, invariably gives us the chance to buy the companies we like at prices that are not necessarily reflective of their true value.   This can be a very good thing.  And once we own the companies we like, Mr. Market’s moods help us to make more money by selling him call options when he is wildly excited and  put options when he is morbid and fearful. 

So let’s raise a toast (Stags Leap or Yellowtail…your choice) to Mr. Market.  May he never discover the benefits of deep sleep, meditation or yoga. 

A wee bit more on the BOGUS numbers…

Maybe Mr. Market is having a spot of irrational exuberance after Friday and Monday.  Why, you might ask…well…because a lot of his enthusiasm is based on Friday’s unemployment numbers and because a large portion of the 163,000 new non-farm jobs reported are temporary  and likely to disappear as quickly as they appeared.

There was a surge in food service and other hospitality positions, which have a propensity to be temporary because many of these jobs come from industries that generally benefit from summer vacation season.

Food and drinking establishments boosted hiring by 29,000, while temp services jobs increased by 14,000, which some see as a good sign.   Education and health care added 38,000 but one can argue that the health care jobs anticipate Obamacare and its future is surely dependent upon the outcome of the elections and therefore certainly not a lock.  And finally, information services jobs related to motion picture and sound studios grew 11,000, presumably related to the billions being spent on said upcoming elections.  Those jobs will likely disappear too.

In the meantime, consumer spending is flat while savings seem to be growing.  I guess not everyone believes in adding more debt to their balance sheets.  Shame on them!

But who cares, the market loves it and that’s all that matters.  Or is it.  Let’s take a look at what the market really is…tomorrow!